Polish Hammer & Bing Bong

10.5 Years of Friendship in Data (Aug 2015 - Feb 2026)

Bing Bong wins the texting championship with 11,082 messages vs Polish Hammer's 3,628!

Who Texts More?

Quick Stats

14,710
Total Messages
10.5
Years
3,011
Questions Asked
692
URLs Shared

Messages Over The Years

Messages by Year (Who Sent More?)

Messages by Day of Week

Messages by Hour

Most Used Words (Excluding Boring Ones)

Polish Hammer's Top Words

Bing Bong's Top Words

Laughter Comparison

Communication Style

Fun Facts

380
"lol"s
272
"haha"s
1
"lmao"s (just one!)
1,479
Exclamations!
187
"shit"s
328
"love"s
91
Times Marty said "Greg"
147
Times Greg said "Marty"

Texting Ratio

For every 1 message Marty sends...

3.05
Bing Bong sends this many

Peak Texting Year

The year with the most messages...

2024
4,565 messages

The Complete Insult Archive (10.5 Years)

Only 9 directed insults across 14,710 messages. True friendship.

Bing Bong:
You're a bad father
Bing Bong:
Shut up
Bing Bong:
I will fuck you up
Me:
Oh go fuck yourselves
Bing Bong:
SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY!!!
Me:
"Congrats! You are a loser! Your score is XX in the XX game"
Bing Bong:
I hate you
Bing Bong:
Now I hate YOU
Bing Bong:
Also, you are SO dumb lol
7
Bing Bong's Insults
2
Polish Hammer's Insults
0.06%
Insult Rate